Storm in a Pint Glass - Squire06

I enjoyed drinking,
to help me stop thinking,
but when i stopped thinking,
my work became stinking,

Work became the king,
the stress was me breaking,
so back to the drinking,
there was me thinking, it was all there for the taking.

They must be fucking joking.

Oh ok i'll have another...cheers!

Two nations divided by one common language

STOP THE PRESS.....I found another sceptic with a sense of humour...yes an 'merican (Sorry i know should be a caps M) who knows irony is not what gets creases out of your clothes...well done JT. (MO you know who you are already d00d)

Red leader, red leader..........

Abuse my ass...not actually... just telephonically! AKA The Phone Gimp Challenge.

OK, wonder how long this post will stay up here....how many text messages....abusive or otherwise (perhaps even funny) will i get if i leave my mob number on here with a link to a free SMS service like http://www.cbfsms.com/

0777623052X (or perhaps that should be a V) you need to take a guess at the last number...its part of the fun.

Come on you web weasels...have a go if you think you are hard enough...lol

Bad Penguin.....you rock!

Inverted Primate Percussion Dreams...help me!

OK, most people know to stop when they have had enough, frankly so do i - but.....and thats a big but how come i never manage to...anyhow thats a whole new debate for fear Mondays. So, after a night of merriment i dropped off (BS- Passed out again) in my pit and drifted into the my bizzare dream world. To set the scene -I remember being on a telephone call interview for some strange reason and was stumped as to what to say my ambitions were in life...then luckily my synapses sparked into life and i came up with my ultimate goal in life was "To overcome the difficulties in teaching monkeys to play drum sets upside down".....any help in analyzing this dream would be greatly appreciated, and i can be reached at New Bethlehem Mental Asylum, Olde Rd.........blah

MorkMittens

Oh the innocence of Mork and Mindy, really reminds me of Sundays as a kid. We only had one English channel (living in Germany) and they used to cram Sundays with all of these crackers, Little House on the prairie, A-Team, Railway Children, and the Waltons of course...infact watching the Waltons now gives me that "Oh no, its a school day in the morning" feeling. Do you really think that Mindy wanted more out of the relationship with Mork?